There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”
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you are best dj…super stile!!!!come on in italy!!!!
By FABRIZIO on 02.13.08 12:57 pm | Permalink
Hi quentin,
Hope you are well. Justin told me your new name!
Any chance of visiting broome Wa love georgie
ex washington close, reigate
By Georgie on 02.15.08 10:58 am | Permalink
No comment. You rule. Come in Bulgaria.
See ya soon!
By vladimir on 03.02.08 5:25 pm | Permalink
funk as used to ???
why you all the best can use to be cool
By Mauro Vega on 04.10.08 9:18 pm | Permalink
Funky big fan from Venezuela
Fat boy Slim for president!!!!
By Hector Luna on 04.17.08 2:50 am | Permalink
The best,dj in tne world.Thank you.
By pecata on 04.18.08 12:08 am | Permalink
HOLA DESDE GUADALAJAR, MEXICO
Excellent in concert ZERO FEST!!!
By Miguel Romero on 04.27.08 10:39 pm | Permalink
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”
By ROGSBLURL on 10.23.08 4:46 pm | Permalink
waiting for u in turkey..
By levton on 12.29.08 1:55 am | Permalink
cant wait to see you in two weeks time at the end seen you there on many times it going to be a party if there is after party can i come your top dog
By brendan stewart on 01.10.09 10:38 pm | Permalink
awesome fatboy!!
By Best House Music on 01.19.09 10:45 pm | Permalink